“We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Wherever you are, dear butterfly, keep flapping your chaotic wings. Flap them. Flap them like your little life depends upon it... or at least my little death.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a… — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share
“I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet… — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
