Asshole Quote by Jamie McGuire

“Will you shut up?! God, I can't get you guys to say crap half the time I try to actually say something worth saying,…

— Katie McGarry

“Are you close to your family?' I considered it. 'Close' was one way of putting it. 'We're close,' I said cautiously. 'But we're very…

— Marian Keyes

“I walk down the hallway and go into my room and call it a day and it calls me something else.”

— Sam Pink

“If you're an asshole, stay the hell away from me.”

— Calvin Vandegrift

“Hush. I’m talking to the asshole.”

— Scarlett Dawn

“Don't ever cancel my call again! I told you I would talk to you, you should have waited..." Shit. Shit. Shit. "Mr. Edge, it…

— Mercy Cortez (LiveForeverAnon

“Every once in awhile try to do something nice for somebody you don't know, even if it's just leaving an opening in traffic for…

— Joshua Neik

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend-…

— Leila

“Call me once you’ve taken care of that hard-on in your pants, so you’ll last longer than ten seconds when we fuck.”

— Tina Folsom

“That’s me, keeping things bitchy from open to close.” I turned around and gave him my customer service smile.”

— Katherine McIntyre

“I'm surrounded by assholes!”

— Mike Sasso