Apologizing Quote by Colin Quinn

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“There's nothing wrong with you, there are just more assholes in this world than good people.”

— Travis Simmons

“If I had everything handed to me on a silver platter and suffered no consequences, I'd act like a total asshole too.”

— M.C. O'Neill

“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty…

— Kevin Hearne

“There was no law against being an asshole.”

— Joey W. Hill

“Even with the very best of intentions, even with the ambition of making the world a better place, when we cast judgment upon people…

— Agnostic Zetetic

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?”

— Qwen Salsbury

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“How could one person, who’d proven to be so inherently bad for me, so wrong, still be so utterly necessary for my happiness? It…

— R.K. Lilley

“I was an abusive, selfish, needy, angry asshole. Now I'm just kind of selfish, a little less angry, occasionally needy, with flights of asshole.…

— Marc Maron

“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some…

— Courtney Cole