I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
The thing that drives me crazy is when comics say 'I have low self-esteem.' No you don't. You're standing on stage asking… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like,… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior we would… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
