Asshole Quote by T.L. Swan Download Open image ““My nostrils flare. Just shut the fuck up and start the rounds, asshole.”” — T.L. Swan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asshole Fuck Start Nostrils Flare Rounds Asshole Shut Fuck
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“Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop up my nose, or against any man's metaphor.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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“My nose was running, I couldn’t see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror.” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“How does it decipher which ones to wipe and which ones to forget, and which ones to replay again and again?” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“It’s just so hard watching you give him everything I always wanted to but couldn’t,” I whisper.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“She rolls her eyes. “You should have jumped out of the bush and punched him straight in the nose.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“Did you miss me?” he whispers. “No.” I smile against his lips. “I decapitated your voodoo doll.” “Smart ass,” he breathes against my lips… — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“Our eyes lock and the look he gives me feels like it could get me pregnant. I’m not even joking. Get here, straddle me,… — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“Girls, have I taught you nothing. Ask for what you want. Men are stupid. They will do what we ask.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“One word has never sounded more frightening; yet more wonderful at the same time. Shit just got real.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“I’m still having trouble believing that he’s mine—that he’s actually Owen’s father—that somehow the fucking universe got its shit together and delivered for once.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“This isn’t how I wanted to become a father. I’m supposed to fall in love, have a wedding and a wife that I love… — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“I swallow the fear in my throat as his cold eyes hold mine. “Go to Hell,” I whisper. “I’m the gate keeper of Hell,… — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
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“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and I retract… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image
