Funny Quote by Molly Harper Download Open image ““Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.”” — Molly Harper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
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