Medicine Quote by Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a…

— Buffy Andrews

“If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My”

— Penny Reid

“-And I'm sorry too. -For what? -For calling you an asshole doctor. -That's okay. -Even though, technically, that is what you are.”

— Astrid Amara

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

— Rodney Dangerfield

When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to…

— Brad Wilkerson

“People say i need a Doctor! I say i am a Doctor!!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“Being a doctor, doctors are your own worst enemies. That comes with a profession.”

— Dr.Vangala

“I'm a doctor," she reminded him. “Nothing embarrasses me.” “Yeah? So if I call the hospital while you’re making rounds, you won’t be embarrassed…

— Julie Garwood

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson

“One professional I never wish to see is doctor.”

— Amit Kalantri

“You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left…

— Sarah Schulman

“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”

— Jim Butcher