Quote by Penny Reid Download Open image ““If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My”” — Penny Reid ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I remember correctly, I called you an asshole doctor." "That's no more than the truth... except I'm not a proctologist.” — Kathleen Gilles Seidel Copy Share Image
“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to… — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“As the Readers’s Digest once said: ‘Many persons call a doctor when all they want is an audience.” — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“By noon that day I was painfully aware of how many people needed the services of an entomologist/proctologist. AArdvarks” — Ken Montrose Copy Share Image
“No. Since I first saw you. Since I first laid eyes on you and felt sorry for every beautiful thing that was made no… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I didn't care about embarrassing myself further. What was one more debit of mortification when my balance sheet was already in the red by… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“He was the dehydrated horse. He had to drink water himself. He had to want it.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“she’s too quiet about it.” “Isn’t that the point of leading by example?” Kat frowned at her ball of yarn, more of a tangled… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Boy bands are sent by God to aid women of all ages in their quest to avoid reality, but specifically to trick young women… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Why are heroines in romantic novels—despite their cleanliness and enviable lifestyles—so unlikeable? It’s like they’ve been hit with a vanilla ninny stick, devoid of… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“this post-modern individualism is harmful, that we—Western society—have become lazy in our dependencies and relationships. To say, ‘Don’t attempt to love another until you… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“You’re a good kisser.” It sounded like an accusation. I shrugged, giving her a satisfied smile. “I practice.” Her gaze sharpened. “Oh?” “Yes. With my pillow. And a watermelon that one time.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
