Humor Quote by Ken Montrose

“If I remember correctly, I called you an asshole doctor." "That's no more than the truth... except I'm not a proctologist.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My”

— Penny Reid

“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a…

— Buffy Andrews

“My proctologist keeps in better touch than you do." - Knox”

— Dannika Dark

“Farmer liked to tell his Harvard students that to be a good clinician you must never let a patient know that you have problems…

— Tracy Kidder

“As the Readers’s Digest once said: ‘Many persons call a doctor when all they want is an audience.”

— Dale Carnegie

“What most enraptured me were the asparagus.”

— Marcel Proust

In my simplicity, I remember wondering why every gentleman did not become an ornithologist.

— Charles Darwin

“Did you know I've bought one of the doctors at Easthaven, too?”

— Nora Sakavic

“Lina had never seen anyone so disorganized as the doctor. She peeked into the medicine room once when the doctor was out and was…

— Jeanne DuPrau

“We all knew no respectable physician would remove my fingers just for the asking, and we had no time anyway.”

— Kenneth Oppel

“Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own…

— Christopher Hitchens