“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
I am a good fella until I see an asshole and then I am transform into a bigger asshole!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Time doesn’t change anything; that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Do what makes you happy, but if what makes you happy is being an asshole then don't do it. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I am who I am! A sick pervert asshole! Thanks Mom & Dad I love you guys!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“You’re a special kind of asshole,” I mutter. “You’ve clearly never met the other Royals.” — Pierce Brown Copy Share Image
“An' you turn your back on your friend, you may as well go ahead an' join the asshole squad, 'cause you just… — Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon Copy Share Image
Hey babe, promise me when you in the delivery room on the bed, skin up and pushing out our baby and you… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Sorry for fucking me over? sorry for lyin to me? sorry for getting my hopes up? sorry for everything? ussually fixes everything… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
“To speak a language that was as intimate and free as certain dreams, saying darkly, thrillingly, My cock inside of you. Your… — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
“I am your darkest nightmare. I am your death.” Wow, someone had definitely given him the Introduction to Sounding Like a Poncy… — Sierra Dean Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that's that… — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
In Germany, people are saying, "George W. Bush is an asshole. Osama Bin Laden is an asshole." But then I make jokes… — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
“There’s a whole lot more compelling reasons. For example, the world’s full of assholes. If there’s one human trait that transcends racial… — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“I figure you know, I think you’re an asshole. I don’t only not like you, I hate you. I hate how you… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I don't want to have 'carnal knowledge' with any old Zuni, asshole." From the way she seemed to relish the word asshole… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, you two. When do I get my car back? I need some transportation, you know.” Taylor rounded on him. “You’ll get… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
B/c baby, I never meant a fucking thing to you. You just needed someone to fill your emptyness, you just neeeded someone… — Broken Soul Copy Share Image
And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who’d have ever thought it? Whoever… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon Copy Share Image
