“And then you show up with the voice from my nightmare, and you call me an asshole.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“The roof of my mouth is not a good place to put in a new chimney. Put it behind my asshole.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Hey we have a winner and it's not the nice guy it's the asshole who will take you for everything. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole.” — Brian Katcher Copy Share Image
“Fuck the Inners, and fuck their magic Jell-O...Just wearing their fancy arm probably turns you into an asshole,” — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“My wife says that I can’t kill you for being an asshole. She has a much kinder heart than I do. If… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Well, I hate to tell you this," she said, "but your friend is an asshole." "He's not my friend," said Simon. "And… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Pain was as much a part of this life as the summer and the winter and the rain, and there was no… — Brian McGreevy Copy Share Image
“Yeah. I’m an asshole. But I promise you, when the shit rolls downhill and you need someone with a shovel, I’m an… — Lotchie Burton Copy Share Image
“When she had asked him how he was able to kill two men with his bare hands, he had gone into asshole… — Brad Taylor Copy Share Image
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't… — The Social Network Copy Share Image
“If you want ‘nice,’ you came to the wrong fucking person. I’m a fully qualified bitch who’ll happily rip you another asshole… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
I don't mind assholes. It's the dork I don't trust. The dork is the one who's trying to be whatever he thinks… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Can anyone be arrested for being such an asshole as him? Should they pass a law, legislate for just such things, make… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“Don't be an asshole" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: "Kettle.Black." Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“You like me,” he finally said. “You like me, like me.” He was trying not to smile. “No. I hate you,” I… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“She really liked you, Noah,' 'Yeah, well, maybe I'm just an asshole.' I realize my hand is still in his hair and… — Becky Wicks Copy Share Image
“You’re a huge sucking asshole,” Livia agreed. “You have everything at your fingertips. You’re healthy, smart, fun, and highly fashionable. But instead… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Some guys-- a lot of guys---don't believe what they are seeing, especially if it gets in the way of what they eat… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
