Humor Quote by Chassis Albuquerque

“Yes, they manage to sound very reasonable to themselves as they talk of deterring others from crime; but the act of putting a man…

— Barbara Deming

“There was no law against being an asshole.”

— Joey W. Hill

“We have literal war criminals (as defined by the Geneva convention, which we are very much a signatory to) living in this country who…

— Chris Kluwe

If somebody's in prison for non-violence, drug usage, and never committed a hard crime, they should be pardoned and let out.

— Ron Paul

“A man is held to be criminal,sometimes, by the great ones of the earth,not because he has committed a crime himself but because he…

— Alexandre Dumas

If he wants to be an asshole, it's a free country. Millions before him have made the same life choice.

— Margaret Atwood

It's not illegal to be an asshole.

— Ariel Pink

“Under a goverment which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also a prison”

— Henry David Thoreau

“An avidity to punish is always dangerous to liberty. It leads men to stretch, to misinterpret, and to misapply even the best of laws.…

— Thomas Paine

He could'nt get laid in a womens prison with a hand full of pardons.

— Unknow

Only the man who has known freedom Can define his prison.

— Catherine Fisher

“You can’t tolerate a decent and swift conclusion to a skirmish between an individual and what you call society, as long as you have…

— Rex Stout