““There’s a whole lot more compelling reasons. For example, the world’s full of assholes. If there’s one human trait that transcends racial and cultural divides, it’s being an asshole. Doesn’t matter what color your skin is, which god you worship, where you fall in the political spectrum, who you like to get naked with or how educated you are or aren’t. Becoming an asshole is an equal opportunity for everyone. But… I digress.””
