Thank god Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Thank God I don’t have a triangle-shaped asshole.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Thank god
“Yep, I have to admit that isosceles triangles make me feel hormonal.” — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 50% more evil than Satan).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If triangles made a god, they would give him three sides.” — Charles-Louis de Secondat, de la Brède et de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I had an asshole in its place. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Let us thank God heartily as often as we pray that we have His Spirit in us to teach us to pray. Thanksgiving will… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
“If you're not Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure." "Ron!" Lily and Hugo laughed, but Albus and Rose looked solemn. "He… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I always thank God for the struggles and heartaches he puts me through, I learn my greatest lessons from them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, right now, the most important thing in my life is to make sure you understand that, first of all, I thank God… — Stevie Ray Vaughan Copy Share Image
“That which they have need of . . . let it be given them day by day without fail. Ezra 6:9 If we really… — Watchman Nee Copy Share Image
(in the film "That's Entertainment!" - 1974) Thank God for film, it can capture a moment and hold it there forever. If anyone ever… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
“Thank, God,” Jason said as the tide of his blue eyes washed over her. “What?” Alexis asked, her own smile turning the corners of… — Lindsay Chamberlin Copy Share Image
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God, I don't know but today seems kinda odd. — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I have often met with happiness after some imprudent step which ought to have brought ruin upon me, and although passing a vote of… — Giacomo Casanova Copy Share Image
“A child says ‘Thank God for my good dinner’. What can I say at seventy-five? ‘Thank God for my good life, and for all… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
We embark unhesitatingly on the path, in a direction that is absolutely right and urgent, supported by everyone, in the knowledge that this path… — Yehudi Menuhin Copy Share Image
A lot of times, you finish a movie, and you're either going, 'Oh, thank God, that's over,' or 'Oh, my God, it's over, and… — Wyck Godfrey Copy Share Image
