Funny Quote by C.J. Roberts Download Open image ““Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.”” — C.J. Roberts ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Girl scout Girl scouts Yes
“I totally feel like an FBI agent right now, with my legs spread and my arms out straight, gripping the gun. I’ll bet my… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Seventh graders jumped onto the backs of FBI agents. Seniors squared off against the CIA.” — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“So, Mr. Grady, how did you find yourself in the FBI?” (…) Ty gave her a charming smile. “The Marines didn’t want me, and… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“You know that when ex-military personnel start assassinating their own government's agents that something funky is going on.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“I imagined the neighbors stopping by to borrow a socket wrench, or take an order for Girl Scout cookies, or murder someone.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, Monsignor. He won't shoot you unless you p*** him off." FBI Director Ty Stubblefield (D-Day in the Capital)” — Rob Shumaker Copy Share Image
“Do people still shoot at presidents? I thought there were more stimulating targets.” — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“I wanted a fight. I needed a fight. I was sick and tired of playing nice. I AM NOT NICE. - Caleb” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Caleb fed me better food during my kidnapping than these people. I laugh at my own joke” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“I can’t take it anymore, Caleb. I’ve tried, but I can’t,” she sobbed. “Every time I think you’re coming around, every time I let… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“All of the tears i made her made her shed, these were his favorite. "If happy tears taste the same as the sad ones,… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“I've seen you handle your stick, Caleb. You're much better at it than I am” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“No one had ever looked at him that way, as if life were insignificant without him and he’d never valued anyone more than he… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“No more movie references. No more fictional characters to relate to. This was real. It was destiny. I was…a thing, a commodity.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“If the first lesson every slave had to learn was to accept that their wishes did not matter, then the first lesson every master… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“We’d come so far, and I was oddly desperate to see where we could go.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
