Girl scout Quote by Rick Riordan

“I guess I could go and get a bunch of knives from the Kitchen aisles and throw them at the intruders. So lame. I…

— Emmy Laybourne

“If I'd have been thinking I would have left some Woolite and my delicates by the sink for him to rinse out, but you…

— Jenny Lawson

“He chuckled, shaking his head. "Man, you hunters. I break a pencil and there's hell to pay." "I can see how that's deeply unfair,…

— Scott Westerfeld

“I pulled the Net chip out of my head, cutting her off. The chip was long and white, with many metal legs; cupped in…

— Raphael Carter

“I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but…

— Yahtzee Croshaw

“I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all their cookies and then left.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” then I hope I wouldn’t try…

— Jarod Kintz

“For a long time I kept the piece of paper that tallied up everything that had been in the shopping cart the day I…

— Sophia Amoruso

“My cell phone, back in my training days, was the size of a box of girl scout cookies”

— J.D. Holmes

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I promise to shoot anything, human or monster, that threatens me while I'm gone'. He made the Boy Scout sign, three fingers to heaven.…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I’m just wondering how exactly I went from being the Spider to the Robin fucking Hood of the greater Ashland area... Instead of stealing…

— Jennifer Estep