Funny Quote by Emmy Laybourne

“I'm pretty good with knives. I'm so good, in fact, that I could sever your testicles with one hand and slice open your throat…

— Rachel Vincent

“I had never yet had to try to fast draw a knife from a thigh sheath. It was probably going to look vaguely obscene,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“The thought makes me reach back for my knife, my sharp, throat-cutting security blanket, as I look around.”

— Kendare Blake

“I laugh and laugh and laugh, and I think about stabbing Ms. Robertson with the knife I don’t have in my shoe. Lighting this…

— Kiersten White

“This man makes me feel stabby. Luckily for him, I don’t work with many sharp knives.”

— Roni O'Connell

“You can never have too many knives, his father had told him. Unless they're pointed at you, and by people who don't like you…

— Joe Abercrombie

“I had no idea that the simple act of running a sharp blade across my wrist would change everything so completely. I wasn’t after…

— Victoria Leatham

“I had to get out of this before I was killed with some elaborate cutlery.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...”

— Q Hayashida

“I don't know your customs, but here, if you don't want to frighten someone, you don't go looming over their sleeping body with knives .”

— Laini Taylor

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bite-sized pieces?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ugh, I swear I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a spoon repeatedly than be nice to some idiot, which means pretty much…

— Quinn Loftis