Asshole Quote by John Scalzi

“Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I'm not creepy. At least not on purpose.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“I've learned never to wish for people like us. People like us are creepy.”

— Ben Hatke

“I had called him out on being creepy, justifiably so, and it didn’t faze him at all. He didn’t stammer an apology or flush…

— Amanda Hocking

“You've been waiting in the bushes for half an hour just to speak to me?" Kit shrugs. "I've done sniper training. I can sit…

— Mila Gray

“Why don’t we just assume from now on that I’m just generally freaked out at all times?”

— Gretchen Powell

“I was convinced that everyone in the world had a form a weirdness to them. And the cool thing, at least I hoped so,…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“habitual irritable and uneasy aversion for any stranger who approached or attempted to approach him.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I wasn't sure who I was most scared of at the moment. The stranger I was learning about too quickly, or the woman I'd…

— Megan Miranda

“Must you question everything?” “Aye,” I say. “It delights me to annoy you whenever possible.”

— Elizabeth May

“Here was this really nice guy who happened to be uber-shy... and with just a little encouragement, he was suddenly smiling and joking and…

— Melody Carlson

“I'm actually supposed to meet someone." Oz smiled. "A lady friend? I don't know why I'm surprised. Every girl on campus is talking about…

— Jon S. Lewis