“After another few days, I noticed I became annoyed whenever I would actually have to ask Asshole for something. How quickly the creepy becomes commonplace.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“So, do you have a Band-Aid?” Ray asks in a low voice. Dylan stares at him with his mouth open because why the fuck would he ask for that? The asshole just got here. Myra crinkles her forehead. “Um, yeah?”… — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
