Comedy Quote by Manish Bhagtani

You surprised me when I opened my gift. I couldnt believe what youd given me. You knocked my socks off.

— Anonymous

You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.

— Mark R. Woodward

Honey, get hip, it's time to unzip.

— Genesis

I have special pants I wear at Christmas.

— Bez

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

— Cody Lundin

My mom always got me underwear for Christmas. That's my favorite gift.

— Brian Flores

You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

— Joan Rivers

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

— Anonymous

“Unwrap me with all the verve of a new gift...After all, it is not every day I have enough clothes on to be present...able...”

— Virginia Alison

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way…

— Jeff Kinney

It's the most exciting thing you have ever done with your pants on!

— Stephen Coonts

The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.

— Marge Piercy