Bravest-warriors Quote by Breehn Burns

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.”

— Michelle Rowen

“Ask if they have peanut butter.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”

— Coco J. Ginger

“I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”

— Morgan Matson

“Is it wrong to say that I would not mind having your peanut butter on my chocolate?”

— José N. Harris

“Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!”

— Monica DiNatale

“You're nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.”

— Nicola Marsh

“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds it in…

— Mindy Kaling

“God, forget peanut butter and jelly. There is no better combination than a dirty mouth and sexy suit.”

— Vi Keeland

“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”

— Stacey Marie Brown