Peanut butter Quote by José N. Harris

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Just because you don’t like peanut butter doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t like . . . peanuts.”

— Fredrik Backman

“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

“I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”

— Morgan Matson

“If it's not chocolate, it's not dessert.”

— Heather Leigh

“And if you really can’t think of the right thing to say, send chocolate.”

— Margaret Lesh

“Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.”

— Michelle Rowen

“And go ahead: Dip your chocolate into natural peanut butter or almond butter.”

— William Davis

“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.”

— Breehn Burns

“Ask if they have peanut butter.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

— Miranda Kenneally

“Did you know that chocolate had special chemicals in it to make you feel happy?" "I don't need an excuse for chocolate.”

— Joss Stirling