Bravest-warriors Quote by Breehn Burns

“I'm a cat.”

— Julie Kagawa

“What cat? Oh! MY CAT. The cat… that is mine. Oh, she’s... ” I had said it was a she, right? “She’s fine. All…

— Cora Carmack

“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”

— Nicole Amakan

“Purrcy is a cat.”

— Uncle Purrcy

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That’s not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“I’ve got to mark you as mine somehow.  Unfortunately, people aren’t cats; no matter how much I rub my face all over you, it…

— V.L. Dreyer

“Cats never liked to admit to names. Being named might lead to being held responsible for something.”

— Garth Nix

“I'm a cat. You're a shiny object.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“What's mine is yours... and you're mine.”

— Marquita Valentine

“That is not a cat.”

— Elizabeth Hunter

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

— Christopher Walken