Peanut butter Quote by Ashley Wilcox

“Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.”

— Michelle Rowen

“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

“Peanut butter is my frenemy.”

— Coco J. Ginger

“Ask if they have peanut butter.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!”

— Monica DiNatale

“You're nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.”

— Nicola Marsh

“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

— Miranda Kenneally

“I'm a child because I like peanut butter?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.”

— Breehn Burns

“God, forget peanut butter and jelly. There is no better combination than a dirty mouth and sexy suit.”

— Vi Keeland

“Peanut butter is my favorite food.” Rivers looks at me for a long time, finally shaking his head. He moves to my side, reclining…

— Lindy Zart