“You're so stupid." "Agreed." "Okay." I sigh. We've reached his apartment and we pause in front of the door and stare at… — Jana Aston Copy Share Image
“Hell, yes. Keep calm and carry on. God save the Queen. Think of England.” — Jana Aston Peace Copy Share Image
“You're going to kill me." "It'd be a hell of a way to go though." "Was that makeup sex? We didn't even… — Jana Aston Makeup sex Copy Share Image
“My parents will want to stay when the baby comes. Plus my sister and her crew.” “Ah, yes. I look forward to… — Jana Aston Oh well Copy Share Image
“So when life hands you a good one, grab him.” She’s got a point. “And then get him microchipped so you always… — Jana Aston Life Copy Share Image
“You know how people hang motivational shit over their bed like Always Kiss Me Goodnight?" "Yeah." "Ours will say, Skip the fight.… — Jana Aston Motivation Copy Share Image
“She majored in marketing because there's no degree in party planning at LSU. Her words, not mine.” — Jana Aston Human resources Copy Share Image
“Arm porn. I bet he has no problems unscrewing those tough lids on jars. Or fucking. Either or.” — Jana Aston Copy Share Image
“What the fuck, Max?" "On a scale of one to breaking up with me, how mad are you?" "I'm twenty-three, Max, not… — Jana Aston Communication Copy Share Image
