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“Women can’t resist a man with strong squeezing hands. Tells us you must be great at, oh, I don’t know…making juice. Opening jars. Crushing…

— Meg Maguire

“Men were good for two things: opening jars and a good fuck. As far as I was concerned, Lea could open all the jars…

— Shannon Mayer

“If there was a such thing as arm porn, I was watching my very own channel.”

— Vi Keeland

“Now it’s time to make the masts and booms out of toothpicks, then tie very fine wire around the ends of the toothpicks to…

— Colin Nissan

“If there was a such thing as arm porn, I was watching my very own channel. It felt wrong to look, but God, was…

— Vi Keeland

“We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars.”

— Camille DeAngelis

“He swept his hand, indicating me from head to toe. "It's like you just broke your seal and slipped out of your plastic wrap".…

— Kat Falls

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t even try to pick it up. Ah, but that’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“His eyes follow my hand; it's only got three fingers. Well, two fingers and a thumb. But he doesn't look at it like it's…

— Alison Evans

“Jesus. Was it possible to rape somebody’s hand?”

— rainbow rowell

“Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler’s screwdrivers.”

— Roberto Hogue

“If he didn't want to be mauled by a sex-starved woman who hadn't gotten any skin in months, he'd better keep his hands to…

— Jody Wallace