Quote by Shannon Mayer

“Women can’t resist a man with strong squeezing hands. Tells us you must be great at, oh, I don’t know…making juice. Opening jars. Crushing…

— Meg Maguire

“Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders?”

— Candace Vianna

“We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars.”

— Camille DeAngelis

“Being a wife to a man is like being a lid to a jar: if she doesn't fit, he'll simply try another lid.”

— A. Van Jordan

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day

“Rodney, when I cum, I fill jars,” I said. “Mason jars. The big ones.” Rodney laughed. “Really?” he said. “Is that supposed to sound…

— Ellie Saxx

“The glass door swung open and two big, homely women walked in looking guilty. They were the kind of women who, out of sheer…

— Donald Ray Pollock

“Men don’t want candy that’s been unwrapped. Maybe for a lark, but not when it comes to marriage. It may still be perfectly clean,…

— Laura Moriarty

“I never thought deeply about the women folks all those while. Now I know they are really a bundle of blessing to men, especially…

— Peter Muzo Godwin

“A gentleman might have stopped then. She had climaxed, and she was still a virgin, and he was probably a beast for wanting to…

— Julia Quinn

“I decided in high school that I wasn't going to get married too soon. I'd forgotten that you can also wait too long, and…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?”

— Julie Kagawa