Marriage Quote by Laura Moriarty

“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“I decided in high school that I wasn't going to get married too soon. I'd forgotten that you can also wait too long, and…

— Elizabeth Berg

“Despite our best efforts to clean it of its peculiarities, sex will never be either simple or nice in the ways we might like…

— Alain de Botton

“Men never know when things are dirty or not; women will have their little nonsenses and needless cares.”

— Jane Austen

“Men were good for two things: opening jars and a good fuck. As far as I was concerned, Lea could open all the jars…

— Shannon Mayer

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can keep a piece of candy in its wrapper for up to twenty years. After that, it turns into a hideous black goo.”

— Darlene Lacey

“Are you out of your candy wrapper?”

— Polly Shulman

“Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who Love you.”

— Norlito Baclayen

“Men and women ain't lumps of sugar. They don't melt because the water is sometimes warm.”

— Anthony Trollope

“Men never know when things are dirty or not”

— Jane Austen

“Then she looked at the man on the tree and she smiled wryly. "They just aren't as interesting naked," she said. "It's the unwrapping…

— Neil Gaiman