Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“What do I taste like?” “Well, like honey and cream and … I dunno, bread?” I scrunched up my nose. “Bread?” “Yes. Sexy bread… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“It is my favorite thing, I think, that I have ever seen. Sometimes I catch myself staring at it and forget my duties. It… — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
“I keep butter in my underwear, because it’s like a meat locker down there. Can I interest you in two rolls of bread?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“liked to bake. Really liked it. Which meant I occasionally went overboard. Just sometimes. Rarely, really. It almost never happened. It totally happened all… — Layla Frost Copy Share Image
“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.” — Carl Barât Copy Share Image
“Sex. You can't lie to yourself sexually. If you don't want it, it's the most disgusting thing in the world.” — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
“I love her like two cheese sticks without cheese. Bread and circuses.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I've never eaten here so I don't know what's good. Peanut butter and jelly is always good. You can't screw that up. Peanut butter… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
“I had always thought that vaginas, with their flaps and folds, looked somehow unfinished.” — David Burr Gerrard Copy Share Image
“I don't´t like doing dishes. I like eating with my hands and off napkins.” — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
“Sorry Your Husband Was Sharing His Saran Wrap Fetish with a Hooker” — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
