Greatness Quote by Camille DeAngelis

“Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders?”

— Candace Vianna

“Women can’t resist a man with strong squeezing hands. Tells us you must be great at, oh, I don’t know…making juice. Opening jars. Crushing…

— Meg Maguire

“Here is to the men we've had. Some were good, some were bad. Some will run, some will follow. But it is up to…

— Hilary Storm

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“I felt rippling wheat field and crows circling within me. I was a vase of sunflowers ready to spit seeds like weapons at the…

— Jodi Baker

“Yes, that’s right, you ladies are fine, you’re beautiful, you’re more than just a smooth piece of skin with a beating heart. You’re women,…

— Meghan Quinn

“Do you imagine that the poisonous spittle of five hundred little men of your sort, hoisted on to each other's shoulders, could even drool…

— Marcel Proust

“Just your everyday grouping of civilized gentlemen, sitting in a round robin to discuss the events of the day with quivering erections.”

— Patrick deWitt

“Don't throw glass in a stone houses.”

— Christopher D. Votey

“Why we are gentlemen if life is not gentle with us?”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Men are obtuse. You have to beat them over the head with a frying pan to get them to notice things.”

— Jaci Burton

“I don't begrudge you my company, my darling. We must all make do with what rags of love we find flapping on the scarecrow…

— angela carter