Funny Quote by Meg Maguire

“Men were good for two things: opening jars and a good fuck. As far as I was concerned, Lea could open all the jars…

— Shannon Mayer

“We do not thieve the peckers of men who've spurned us and squirrel them away in glass jars.”

— Camille DeAngelis

“Every woman’s heart cannot be opened with words; sometimes you need to use your hands.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Being a wife to a man is like being a lid to a jar: if she doesn't fit, he'll simply try another lid.”

— A. Van Jordan

“Some women like to treat a man like a piece of bubble gum. The poor sap thinks everything’s fine. And it is—until the taste…

— Robert Burton Robinson

“When you find yourself in a very hard situation, a circumstance that holds you by the balls, that's the time you wish you were…

— Akuku Mach Pep

“Women. Even their drinks are complicated.” He”

— Cindy Sample

“Who knows what lies in the hearts of men? And more importantly, who cares so long as they open our jars and kill spiders?”

— Candace Vianna

“Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.”

— George Wendt

“She was rather like one of those innocent-tasting American drinks which creep imperceptibly into your system so that, before you know what you're doing,…

— P. G. Wodehouse

“Rodney, when I cum, I fill jars,” I said. “Mason jars. The big ones.” Rodney laughed. “Really?” he said. “Is that supposed to sound…

— Ellie Saxx

“Struggles make us a man or a woman! Stay raw, work hard and party harder!”

— Avijeet Das