“Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don’t come complaining to me.” — Shelly Laurenston Complaining Copy Share Image
“Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?” “A smart one.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She pushes you because she wants you to be the best.” “The best at what? Matricide?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“That’s why Ronnie was Sissy’s best friend. She hated all the right people.” — Shelly Laurenston Best friend Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have rabies than be in love." "Why?" "Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.” — Shelly Laurenston Funny Copy Share Image
“What are you wearing?” Blayne glanced down at the tiny velvet green minidress she wore. “Jess asked us to be Santa’s helpers… — Shelly Laurenston Christmas Copy Share Image
“Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!” — Shelly Laurenston Books Copy Share Image
“Lessons? Oh no. I didn’t need lessons.” He glanced up and found her shaking her head in disgust at her own idiocy.… — Shelly Laurenston Sissy Copy Share Image
“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately… — Shelly Laurenston Father Copy Share Image
“The last thing Mitch really remembered was…being on top of Sissy. He’d had a split second of thinking, “Wow. This feels really… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Got any brothers or sisters?” “No.” “Not a real chatty gal, are ya?” “Exactly how am I supposed to expand on not… — Shelly Laurenston Brotherhood Copy Share Image
“Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. “Sara, honey, you’ve got to let your toy go.” “Hey!” Zach snapped.” — Shelly Laurenston Humar Copy Share Image
“It simply dazzled her how he went from goofy bear, rolling on his back and playing with his toes, and right into… — Shelly Laurenston Grizzly Copy Share Image
“Brendon wasn’t exactly surprised to find Mitch sitting by the lake at three in the morning, staring out over the still water.… — Shelly Laurenston Hoping Copy Share Image
“I’m not talking about them. We told you before, Smith, we wouldn’t play if her”—he pointed at Sissy—“or her”—he pointed at Ronnie—“were… — Shelly Laurenston Coach Copy Share Image
“They watched as the Shaw brothers played tug of war with a crocodile over what Travis would guess was a nine-point buck.… — Shelly Laurenston Tug of war Copy Share Image
“Are you going to tame our little Sissy, Mitchell? Sissy rubbed her face, annoyed, and Mitch answered honestly, "I'm really too lazy… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“It’s all right.” He stretched his shoulders out, the flesh between his blades sore, which meant his grizzly hump had grown while… — Shelly Laurenston Stretched Copy Share Image
“Sissy could walk home while you drive me and the groceries back.” “Or,” Sissy countered, “I could gut you here and let… — Shelly Laurenston Sissy Copy Share Image
“She did an excellent job, dear. We have a new water heater now. A waterless water heater. I plan to examine it… — Shelly Laurenston Grandpa Copy Share Image
“Good.” She seemed relieved, “They’re here.” She stood up and walked to the front of the parking lot just as four beautiful,… — Shelly Laurenston Girls Copy Share Image
“And now?” he demanded. “And now, I’d have to say, you have me where you want me, Marauder. Genghis would be proud.”… — Shelly Laurenston God Whispered Copy Share Image
“Understand?” “Sure.” “Good.” “’Cause I always love a challenge.” He’d caught her with that when she was halfway in the cab. With… — Shelly Laurenston Life Said Copy Share Image
“The abnormally large female cut the sandwich into four pieces and gave one to each before taking one for herself. They all… — Shelly Laurenston Good evil Copy Share Image
“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the… — Shelly Laurenston Brown eyes Copy Share Image
“Don’t be that way, Ric.” She grabbed hold of Ric’s T-shirt and pulled him over until his weight rested against her. She… — Shelly Laurenston Wolves Copy Share Image
“It was strange to hear a wolf sigh in clear annoyance and see it roll its eyes. No. It wasn’t strange…it was… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Didn’t she know? “Yes” to dinner today. “Yes” to marriage tomorrow. Dammit, he had a schedule to keep. A schedule that involved… — Shelly Laurenston Marriage Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t handle being me.” She swirled her forefingers around her head and admitted, “All that goes on inside this head at… — Shelly Laurenston Time Copy Share Image
“Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn’t like him.” — Shelly Laurenston Smitty Leered Copy Share Image
“Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking about sex. Don't you have...uh...needs?" "Yes. But I… — Shelly Laurenston Relationship Copy Share Image
“Now how about waffles for breakfast? Or is too late for breakfast?” Mitch rested back in his chair. “Maybe too late for… — Shelly Laurenston Food Copy Share Image
“Gwen was fighting really hard not to get caught up in Blayne’s excitement. She’d done it before, gotten caught up. And that… — Shelly Laurenston Jail time Copy Share Image
“Look, I’ve got her, I’m carrying her, and I’m taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me… — Shelly Laurenston Choice Copy Share Image
“Mace-Let's get something straight right now woman...we are a couple. Dez-I never agreed to that! Mace- Don't care!” — Shelly Laurenston Mace Copy Share Image
“Dear God, the woman was still beautiful. After all these years. All this time. And he bet he could have her pants… — Shelly Laurenston Dear god Copy Share Image
“Gee. What’s that puddle at Nik’s feet? Why, that’s Angie Santiago. She used to be an ice princess now she’s just a… — Shelly Laurenston Puddle Copy Share Image
“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason… — Shelly Laurenston Animal Copy Share Image
“Do you want to come inside for a drink?” she softly offered. “No. No. No, no, no, no. No.” Gwen stared at… — Shelly Laurenston Inside Drink Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several seconds. Finally, Mitch said, “Thanks for your high level of concern.” “It doesn’t quite live… — Shelly Laurenston High level Copy Share Image
