Grandpa Quote by Shelly Laurenston

“Babe!” Ranger shouted from the bathroom. “Come get your grandmother.” Ranger was standing in the glass-enclosed shower with the door open, looking out at…

— Janet Evanovich

“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he…

— George Carlin

“than anyone in the country.” I didn’t care how many deals Grandpa cooked up. He was still the best grandpa in the whole wide…

— Wilson Rawls

“By the time we got back to his house, Grandpa couldn’t reproduce the two signs he’d learned, but he hurried inside to describe to…

— Lou Ann Walker

I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"'

— Jessica Biel

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip…

— Hal Boyle

“What can we do to help Grandpa?" The dad's tears dry on the boy's sweatshirt. "We can walk down the road with him. We…

— Fredrik Backman

“I don’t think I want to visit your house anymore.” “Sometimes neither do I.” “And your grandfather….” “Leave my Papaw alone.” “He’s crazy.” “We…

— Nick Wilgus

“She gets to the bottom of the stairs, and I lift her off the ground and kiss her. As I lower her back to…

— Lisa Desrochers

“my grandpa and grandma aren't like me. They're more like sheets drying outside on a breezy day--they change directions without any fuss. But me,…

— Blue Balliett

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m much richer than I appear and that, thanks to well advised investments, I’ve managed to amass a small fortune. They’ve casually tried to…

— Guy de Maupassant