Funny Quote by Nick Wilgus

“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.”

— Nick Wilgus

“than anyone in the country.” I didn’t care how many deals Grandpa cooked up. He was still the best grandpa in the whole wide…

— Wilson Rawls

“Lots of kids in our neck of the woods call their grandfathers "Papaw”

— Charlaine Harris

“She raised her sad blue eyes to mine. "It's going to be so boring here without you. And I'm going to have to deal…

— Shannon Greenland

One winter, when I was 12, my older brother Frank (20) said to my father, 'We want you out of the house. We don't…

— Joe Torre

“I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!”

— Kathy Bryson

“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with someone's gloomy…

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“I love my grandparents, my aunts and uncles, but I'd take a bullet for my parents or my sister without a second thought." "Dude,"…

— Jay Bell

“sitting in Grandmother's old wicker chair and littering my porch with her foolish young life.”

— Wallace Stegner

“Where’s my uncle?” she asked. “I don’t know who your uncle is, but if it as the guy who owned this place before I…

— Max Nowaz

“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he…

— George Carlin

“even if there is a ghost it cannot possibly be more disagreeable to live with than your grandfather”

— Georgette Heyer