Quote by Nick Wilgus

“The Lord gave you a backbone because He wanted you to use it. So use it.”

— Nick Wilgus

“By the way,” he said. “You know that little black thing that you carry around? It rings and beeps and stuff?” “My phone?” “Try…

— Nick Wilgus

“For an immature little preppy guy, you're pretty smart." "An immature little preppy guy ?" he repeated in an outraged tone of voice. "You…

— Nick Wilgus

“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,…

— Nick Wilgus

“Don’t swear in front of my kids, Papaw,” Bill said hotly. “Daddy, hush,” Mama said. “I’ll swear anytime I goddamn want to, Billy Cantrell,”…

— Nick Wilgus

“God, fate, the universe, luck - we had been thrown together in this thing we call life for reasons we might never be able…

— Nick Wilgus

“I knew you’d say yes. You’re so easy.” “You’ve obviously never tried to get into my pants.”

— Nick Wilgus

“Oh, sorry, I’m thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her…

— Nick Wilgus

“It’s good,” Jackson said. “You’re just saying that,” I replied. “No, really, it’s good. A little greasy….” “The grease is part of the charm,”…

— Nick Wilgus

“We don’t hide crazy,” I said. “We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.”

— Nick Wilgus

“Kids are always hanging on your tits,” I added. “By the time they grow up, you’ve got tits down to your knees and curvature…

— Nick Wilgus

“I don’t think I want to visit your house anymore.” “Sometimes neither do I.” “And your grandfather….” “Leave my Papaw alone.” “He’s crazy.” “We…

— Nick Wilgus