“I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled… — Shelly Laurenston Funny as hell Copy Share Image
“I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“And I’ve fallen in love with you. But if you tell the Crows, especially Erin, that I said it first, I will… — Shelly Laurenston Love Copy Share Image
“No, he wasn’t letting Dez MacDermot get away. He’d take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'?" "Only if you stop calling me darlin'" "Now where I come from… — Shelly Laurenston Endearment Copy Share Image
“Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Dez kissed his cheek and hissed in his ear, “You say a word—they won’t find your body for months.” Wolves were a… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You do. And I have the sweetest, most cuddliest, most adorable bear ever.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. If I stay, you’ll only fall madly in love with me like so many men before you.” “It’s you… — Shelly Laurenston Dreams Copy Share Image
“Mitch was looking really good these days. Healthier. Stronger. Happier…except at this moment. He looked unusually cranky.” — Shelly Laurenston Happiness Copy Share Image
“It was a hate crime.” Jess looked at Ric and back at Blayne. “You mean they attacked you because you’re bl—” “A… — Shelly Laurenston Hate crime Copy Share Image
“He mockingly gave her the raised eyebrow back. "You never gave me an answer." "Yeah. I did. In fact, my exact words… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Back then, they’d liked their cars the way they’d liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Can you believe him? I think the boy has lost his goddamn mind. Who the fuck plays tug with a crocodile?” — Shelly Laurenston Psychology Copy Share Image
“The entire floor teeming with full-humans watching their children skate, all of them hoping to be the breeder of the next gold… — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“He didn’t expect that question to send her tripping over her own two feet and flying into the bookstore’s erotica section he’d… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Okay. Let's see what we've got." He lifted up her foot and said, "Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat."… — Shelly Laurenston Mitch Copy Share Image
“Mitch grabbed hold of the car keys and held them over his head so Sissy couldn’t get them. She, in turn, grabbed… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Now how about waffles for breakfast? Or is too late for breakfast?” Mitch rested back in his chair. “Maybe too late for… — Shelly Laurenston Too late Copy Share Image
“He’d just poured himself a hot cup of coffee, his mouth already watering as he brought the mug to his lips. “Oh,… — Shelly Laurenston Oh yeah Copy Share Image
“What?” Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
