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“How about Oversized Dickhead?” He shrugged. “Didn’t hear you complaining about my oversized—” She shot to her feet, jostling the table. “Can I speak…

— Tessa Bailey

“You had no complaints the other night. In fact, I remember you commenting on my massive size.” “Girth is more important to me, and…

— Leta Blake

“What I meant to say is: no pussy’s that good. Though yours does come close.”

— C.J. Roberts

“You don’t get to say it’s not a big thing. This is a big fucking thing, okay? This was supposed to be—this is mine.…

— Becky Albertalli

“I really hate the implication that just because I'm small and female, I can't take care of myself.”

— Hajime Kanzaka

“She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive…

— Kelly Oram

“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been having. First handcuffs, and now this? Way more kinky…

— Marjorie M. Liu

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“Well, you can never be safe enough. Especially when you intend to fuck a guy like me because I fuck often and I like…

— Clarissa Wild

“You’re a pain in my ass.” “No. That’s the stick you have shoved up there. You need stop pussyfooting around and figure out your…

— Katee Robert

“I thought about it for another minute, and then said, “Okay.” “Now that’s an okay that really means okay, not that okay that women…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.”

— Janet Evanovich