Humor Quote by Shelly Laurenston Download Open image ““He is a pimple on the cock of humanity”” — Shelly Laurenston ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Nature of man Snark
“Two ugly fucks stand in front of me. One with a bald head covered in swastikas and the other covered in pimples that are… — Clarissa Wild Copy Share Image
“He continued yelling and screaming, calling us scumbags and maggots. He even said, “You are mere pimples on the face of humanity.” I thought… — Ed Kugler Copy Share Image
“I've never heard of a man's cock being described as a fang before. - Rapahel” — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“His ability to make me feel like this huge invisible void pisses me off. The way he pauses to chew on the tip of… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I memorized the maze of intricate blue veins beneath his skin. His dark pubic hair was coarse, but not completely unruly, like he'd trimmed… — Whitney Bianca Copy Share Image
“His cock was beautiful. He had low hanging balls. His dick, which was long like the rest of him, was standing proud. The skin… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“It was perfectly straight, pale except for the reddish tip hidden in the folds of his foreskin. No matter how many cocks I had… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“He then represented to himself the human species, as it really is, as a parcel of insects devouring one another on a little atom… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“How long has it been?” He gave the underside of the human’s cock a slow reverse lollipop lick, head to balls. “Since you let… — Rory Ni Coileain Copy Share Image
“if I were you, I wouldn’t try and track her down.” “Why not?” “Because when it comes to Dee, you’re better off not knowing… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby….” “Ha,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the enormous staircase.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and I am… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male.… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I’m okay,” he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like “marry me.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
