Funny Quote by David Wong

“She is the one. His mate. His woman. He was sure of it. And he’d blown her off because she’d never had sex. Bang.…

— Eve Langlais

“Dale forced me the two steps to the truck and pushed me into the drivers’ seat. The moment he started around to the passenger’s…

— Lisa Regan

“As I left my cab in the traffic jam, the driver made it clear he didn't like it that I was ending our relationship…

— Steve Toltz

“Chubs jumped out of the driver's seat, leaving the engine running. "oh, thank God. I saw you both on the ground and thought you…

— Alexandra Bracken

“He sure as hell hadn’t expected to walk into the middle of a standoff between a big bruiser and a short redhead who prepared…

— Katherine McIntyre

“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free. She was…

— Cedric Nye

“Don't look at Jason or even in his direction again because if you do, and it pisses of Dominic and results in Jason gettin'…

— L.A. Casey

“Do you know what is the driving force in every good play?” He looked at the two women questioningly. When they didn’t respond, he…

— Oliver Pötzsch

“Vinnie had court business, and then he couldn't fit the dancing bear in his car, so Lula and I picked him up in Mooner's…

— Evanovich Janet

“Carl reckoned that it was none of his affair until his life was on the line. Even if these two blokes shagged each other…

— Abigail Roux

“Kevin's not allowed to drive your car but Renee is?" Neil asked. "It's fun telling Kevin no," Andrew said with a wicked grin.”

— Nora Sakavic

“She glanced down at the ground and the inert form of her brother. “What happened to Travis?” Mitch winced. “I hit him with the…

— Shelly Laurenston