Bobby Knight Quote by David Wong

“Folded arms can’t fly.”

— Seth Barnes, Sr

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Bob had multiple stone axes in each arm, and he hurled them at the skeleton knights. A skeleton knight spun”

— Steve the Noob

“They looked ruined and decrepit, the sort of men who'd soon turn into empty chairs.”

— Colum McCann

“Bobby pins crunching under my feet, I walk through, surveying the damaged girlness.”

— Megan Abbott

“I was once told that flying involves long hours of boredom, interrupted by moments of extreme fright.”

— Franklin W. Dixon

“There were maybe eighty chairs set up in the room, and it was two-thirds full but felt one-third empty.”

— John Green

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was Lord of the Flies without table manners.”

— Denise Mina

“--and that if you gave them a dance floor and a full band to fuel them, they could do more than dance: they could…

— Brendan Mathews

“I sit back, pushing my shoulder blades into the cushion behind me, and delight in the rare feeling of something just falling into place.…

— Colleen Oakley

“Is he one of those voracious bottoms who gets everything by throwing their legs in the air?”

— Marshall Thornton