Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Oh, how I've envied the lives of those who could spend life sitting down. A place to sit, a place to sit! I'd lament,… — Wolfgang Hilbig Copy Share Image
“This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“To stand strongly, we need three legs: Two legs and a work that will keep us busy!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“We were so close to home now, I would have tripped an old woman with a cane if she'd stood in the way of… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I don't think anyone has ever pulled a chair out for me. It was weird. What did I do with my feet?” — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“Probably best, he thought. If a Negro got legs he ought to use them. Sit down too long, somebody will figure out a way… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
“Standing on your legs is much easier than standing on others legs.” — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
“There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you’ll learn to walk again.” — Renee Carlino Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
