Feet Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Feet Legs Men Real Saws
You saw my leg?" "How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
It was shocking to see a leg! You've never seen a leg in these stories. We made it a little saloon girl. We played… — Jerusha Hess Copy Share Image
When man resolved to imitate walking, he invented the wheel, which does not look like a leg. In doing this, he was practicing surrealism… — Guillaume Apollinaire Copy Share Image
The artificial leg was like an alien body, fitted to mine. Both had to respond to each other. — Sudha Chandran Copy Share Image
I'm sure that everyone else there must have thought it was all some big set-up and that I was in on the trick, but… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“I once saw a show about an amputee who lost his leg and still feels it. He actually wakes up at night to scratch… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
The first thing I notice about a man are his shoes. Then I look at his watch. — Frida Giannini Copy Share Image
When man wanted to make a machine that would walk he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg. — Guillaume Apollinaire Copy Share Image
“Between what i see in a field and what I see in another field There passes for a moment the figure of a man.… — Alberto Caeiro Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
I always step on the plane with my right foot and touch the outside of the plane with my left hand. Sometimes you know… — Hope Davis Copy Share Image
The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it. — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
We can't love a place or a person if we always have one foot out the door. — Eric Weiner Copy Share Image
When I was 3, my parents strapped on a pair of Playskool plastic roller skates to my feet, and that's where the story begins. — J. R. Celski Copy Share Image
A man could be a lover and defender of the wilderness without ever in his lifetime leaving the boundaries of asphalt, powerlines, and right-angled… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
We never think that our mothers will die. It was like suddenly an abyss opened at my feet - I was standing on nothing.… — Ben Okri Copy Share Image
Can you imagine any better example of divine creative accomplishment that the consummate flying machine that is a bird? The skeleton, very flexible and… — Guy Murchie Copy Share Image
Our duty as Christians is always to keep heaven in our eye and earth under our feet. — Matthew Henry Copy Share Image
Griezmann is an exceptional player. He's brimming with talent, and he knows how to keep his feet on the ground. — Blaise Matuidi Copy Share Image