Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I thought his wooden leg was part of the table at first. My bad, buddy.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“table. He could not help seeing the dead thing. How still it was! How horribly white the long hands looked! It was like a… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Why were all his fantasies so calamitous for that table, which had done him no injury?” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Has that been your leg all this while?” “What?” He unhooks his foot from around my calf. “I thought it was the chair. Sorry… — Mackenzi Lee Copy Share Image
“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Just so you know,” he mimics me, “I would chop that table up and use it for firewood before I would ever choose anything… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“So, are you just going to stand there looking like a piece of furniture?” — Brenna Yovanoff Copy Share Image
“At least with all the blood moved to his face he’d be able to leave the table without further embarrassing himself.” — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“I'd actually spent some time in my bedroom moving around using only one leg,trying to raise my sympathy level when I got really frustrated… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“...sitting at the single table in a disreputable pile of lumber mistakenly called a building.” — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
“She was his like a table or a chair, but a table owned you, too - by your fingerprints.” — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“She sat down on a wooden bench that was bolted to the floor . . . in case some high school hooligan like herself… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
