“If you’ve actually seen a ghost—and I assure you that you probably have, within the last month—it would have just looked like… — David Wong Ur Eyes Copy Share Image
“Amy ran on sugar, caffeine, and pain pills, and would sacrifice an entire night of sleep to level up a character in… — David Wong Falling behind Copy Share Image
All of society is built to prop up that lie, the whole world a big, noisy puppet show meant to distract us… — David Wong Bigs Copy Share Image
“CHAPTER 11 By the way . . . Looking back, if I had gone in and seen what was in the toolshed, I would… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it… — David Wong Full life Copy Share Image
No, I don't, like, play an instrument or anything.I'm just...well, you saw me at the beginning there. I was the guy that… — David Wong Down and Copy Share Image
Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax… — David Wong Bitter Copy Share Image
“If God was the type who needed to be asked verbally before he would support your side over man-eating monsters, then she… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“He gave me a look that would have made cancer apologize, then ran like hell.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“He had braces, sported a black Limp Bizkit Tshirt. Limp Bizkit is a band that was popular at the time. If you’re… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“You think the jellyfish ate her?" "Bones and all?" "We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared… — David Wong Copy Share Image
If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? — David Wong Double standard Copy Share Image
In fact, our need to feel like big shots keeps us wedded to inadequate perspectives on the world, keeps us from exploring… — David Wong Acknowledge Copy Share Image
“I don’t know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can’t fly because if it could, it… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“From day one it was like society was this violent, complicated dance and everybody had taken lessons but me. Knocked to the… — David Wong Conspiracy theories Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and let out a breath that smelled like I’d eaten an entire wet dog and washed it down… — David Wong Copy Share Image
You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned… — David Wong Abandoned Copy Share Image
“Arnie sighed and for a quick moment looked genuinely sympathetic that someone could dream up something this elaborately sad.” — David Wong Time Copy Share Image
“I noticed John had brought along a thermos of his coffee, this “favor” already qualifying as an all-nighter. I admit, the horrific… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“And you know what happens when a ship gets too many rats on board? It sinks. That's what. I wondered if a… — David Wong Rats Copy Share Image
“You don't realize how terrifying the world can be for someone like that, someone who would rather stay in a familiar hole… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to… — David Wong Fighting Copy Share Image
“Contrary to what TV and movies have told you, it’s nearly impossible to have a hallucination that you can both see and… — David Wong Mentally ill Copy Share Image
