Quote by David Wong Download Open image ““I was hammered by either a flying body tackle or an unnecessarily aggressive hug.”” — David Wong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I still held his automatic more or less pointed at him, but he swung on me just the same. It caught me flush on… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I could feel the muscles in my face twitch as his response sunk into me. It was a resounding no with a slap of… — Cassandra Giovanni Copy Share Image
“I bit the inside of my cheek. I wanted to hit him. Not just for his presumptuousness, but for the way my heart jumped… — Amanda Leigh Copy Share Image
“We slap-fight for a little while before she grabs a handful of my untameable Baby Houseman hair and gives it a pull. “What” — Hannah Moskowitz Copy Share Image
“At home, they'd clipped my wings and then caged me so I couldn't fall. Here, they bandaged one another's broken wings, helped each other… — Holly Cupala Copy Share Image
“He was so full of life and confidence part of me wanted to slap him. But another part wanted to let him show me… — M.J. Scott Copy Share Image
“And then I did something really stupid: I reached back and smacked him across the face with as much strength as I was capable… — D.T. Dyllin Copy Share Image
“Would you mind awfully not swearing at me, taking a swing at me or exposing yourself to me? I have quite enough abuse from… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“I pulled back because I am not a hugger. Never have been. When someone wraps their arms around me, I shut down and stand… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image