“Those who love you for your looks will puke at your face at the sight of your first wrinkle.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My very presence seemed to make her want to puke, and I found that strangely endearing.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
To anyone who's listening, you're not born into sin. The guilt they try and give you, puke it in the nearest bin. — Red Hot Chili Peppers Copy Share Image
I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
People are appreciating the old stuff again and there's no MTV-style scene police to try to make us all listen to Machine… — Mat McNerney Copy Share Image
“If I hear the phrase "that having been said" one more time I'm going to puke. That having been said, I'm feeling… — Thomas Madachik Copy Share Image
“I must cry more than anyone you know,” I said. He brushed the hair back from my face and smiled. “You puke… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“You look like you're about to puke," he observed, pushing his cart forward. With a quick, inner shake she gathered herself and… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“I bet you were all only children, or felt isolated, or busy “training” and stuff. I bet none of you can lay… — Cissie King-Jones Peter David Copy Share Image
Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
If Melissa Miller were an artist, she would have painted the world in vicious streaks of red. Nothing like Picasso's rose period,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke… — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
“But he was bigger and stronger and his hands reached up behind her to the back of her head, ignoring her denials… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a… — Duncan Trussell Copy Share Image
The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
The whisper that curl into your head at night, calling you names and a disappointment. puke and starve and cut and drink… — Amiea Copy Share Image
Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
The person I love would never wear fur. Fur just makes me think of shallow women who have no conscience. The fur… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
“Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“I saw the texts on Bethany's phone. I know you kidnapped her and I know she's in danger and I have no… — Lisa Roecker Copy Share Image
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image