Quote by Vikki Wakefield Download Open image ““First one to puke on the carpet is a legend.”” — Vikki Wakefield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I thought about loneliness. How its not something you catch and mostly we choose it. How a trouble shared is a trouble halved but… — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
“So you're all alone. And, for a short while, at least until it sinks in, you can fake anything.” — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
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“You can't always make good choices. Sometimes you have to settle for making a choice you can live with.” — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
“Maybe that was the thing about beginnings - they always seemed better than middles or endings. And if only I ever had beginnings and… — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
“Life is full of wrong turns and dead ends and pathways that peter out” — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
“Throw stones, make waves. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” — Vikki Wakefield Copy Share Image
