Puke Quotes · Page 2

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.

— Spike Dykes

There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine.

— Lord Byron

You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get…

— Rick Riordan

We have a no puke rule. The purpose is performance, not puking.

— Jeff Galloway

The air is annoyingly potted with a multitude of minor vertical disturbances which sicken the passengers and keep us captives of our…

— Ernest K. Gann

Cough clenched, and vomited something chunky into the grass. Terrific. The big dog sat on his haunches and looked at William with…

— Ilona Andrews

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a…

— Richard Kadrey

“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke…

— Carrie Harris

There is an endorphin rush that comes when you puke. It's kind of like a runners wall. Once you cross that wall,…

— Andrew W.K

I could puke on myself and still be good looking.

— Scott Disick

[Bill] Clinton and Vernon Jordan were talking about "the kitty," the pussycat every other sentence. Vernon got Monica [Lewinsky] a gig somewhere…

— Rush Limbaugh

If Melissa Miller were an artist, she would have painted the world in vicious streaks of red. Nothing like Picasso's rose period,…

— Anonymous

He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.

— Mike Milbury

and they shook hands, hit each other on the shoulder, then there was forty feet of distance between them and nothing to…

— Annie Proulx

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

— Charlie Brooker

Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as ‘beautiful’ makes me wanna puke. And kill him.

— Jason Collins

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke…

— Lee Evans

“I saw the texts on Bethany's phone. I know you kidnapped her and I know she's in danger and I have no…

— Lisa Roecker

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

— Adam Sandler

For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke…

— Jerry Stahl

Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

— Anonymous

I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while…

— Arca

The realities of getting up in the morning with two children and being covered in spit-up and totally filthy make me excited…

— Liv Tyler

I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.

— Dane Cook

Fear sucks. Because you never know when it will attack. Sometimes it sneaks up behind you, giggling like your best girlfriend from…

— Jennifer Rardin