Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
“Stand my ground, is what I think. After this is over, I might puke. Assuming, of course, that I’m still alive.” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as ‘beautiful’ makes me wanna puke. And kill him. — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
Today I want to puke when I hear the word 'radical' applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Tip: if you ever feel a puke coming on, do not, do not put your hand over your mouth to try to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more. — Mike Milbury Copy Share Image
Fight Club is a thrill ride masquerading as philosophy - the kind of ride where some people puke and others can't wait… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
There is an endorphin rush that comes when you puke. It's kind of like a runners wall. Once you cross that wall,… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
I don't like the piano player music of the movies, the Michael Nyman, and sometimes that piano music makes me puke. It's… — Charlemagne Palestine Copy Share Image
I have actually programmed a fair bit in Perl, like I have C++ code published with my name on it. Other things… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together;… — Harry Crews Copy Share Image
You don't play triathlon. You play soccer; it's fun. You play baseball. Triathlon is work that you can leave you crumpled in… — Chris McCormack Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
A South Korean inventor has finally created the robot that mankind has been waiting for. Scientists who have been worried about the… — Mike Pesca Copy Share Image
Zombies smell worse than anything you can imagine if you haven’t been hunting things on the dark side of the world. It’s… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while… — Arca Copy Share Image
If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
