Alcohol Quote by Harry Crews

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the…

— Jon Stewart

Playing with my daughter, I sat down because I couldn't chase her anymore and she said, 'Please, Daddy. I love playing with you' and…

— Joe Gatto

I came from dinner, went downtown with my friends, the elevator was down, I ran down the hall toward my room at 10 at…

— Jill Clayburgh

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all…

— Jimmy Buffett

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.

— David Millar

Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go over to…

— Jennifer Tilly

I went to a wedding and on the way home - I don't drink, I'll have a cocktail once in a while - but…

— Alison Hammond

I was on a date, and we were sitting at dinner. I tried to put my arm around her; I was doing the yarn…

— Josh Hutcherson

A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up. I smashed…

— Ilona Andrews

I was in a play in elementary school and had to jump up and run away. I was nervous and tripped and fell down…

— Sherman Hemsley

Suddenly the drunken sweetheart appeared out of my door. She drank a cup of ruby wine and sat by my side. Seeing and holding…

— Rumi

I tried to pretend that I was sitting in the stands with a buddy watching the game - poking him in the ribs when…

— Curt Gowdy