Comedy Quote by Mary Amato Download Open image ““hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!”” — Mary Amato ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy
“He pronounces my name Alice, not A-lise, the way it’s meant to be said, and for the millionth time I wonder why my parents… — Jennifer Banash Copy Share Image
“My phone buzzed and I pulled it from my pocket. Luke: 10 minutes, fucker, then I’ll be tying your dick to the exhaust of… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“Luke, you have to know, it won’t be like the other guys. If it’s you, it’ll be worse.” My voice went softer, lower, barely… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“That is because he's a gentleman," I spat, through with this little game of his. He laughed but his grip had yet to loosen.… — Shannon Dermott Copy Share Image
“Oh my goodness, Luke’s massaging your arm! Isn’t that sweet? Good Ava trilled in my ear. Jump him! Rip his pants off! Bad Ava… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I wanted to ask your grandad first, I wanted to talk to Luke. I wanted it to be so much more romantic than us… — Lesley Jones Copy Share Image
“Hold on." Luke didn't move. "You can do that--take me along with you--and you've let us get in trouble for being late to school?"… — J Meyers Copy Share Image
“Maybe it explains the reason why one person likes another. It's because their souls both thrum at the same frequency.” — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
“You do realize that you are a termite. You are eating through my soul.” — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
“Their voices fit together so perfectly, it makes him, for the first time, actually like the concept of perfection.” — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
“When she talks to Tripp, something nice happens inside of her: a vibration, a thrum. It's as if a tiny wind chime is suspended… — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
“Words are so wonderful to read, so nourishing to the mind. But really! It's just a fantasy. One doesn't eat words! one reads them” — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
“Her checkbook catches his eye. He takes it and hides it in the back of the freezer, underneath a bag of frozen lima beans.… — Mary Amato Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
